• satan: let there be wifi passwords
• satan: let there be calories
• satan: let there be mullet skirts
• satan: let there be post limit
• satan: let there be crocs
• satan: let there be hipsters

(via juste-vivre-ta-vie)

(via imperfectlyp3rfect)

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me trying to get a boyfriend.

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Well, this is awkward. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: the-wild-on3s, via growingsadder)

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

(via unicornsandponiesarecoot)

(Source: u-s-e-d, via w-r-o-n-g-e-d)

(via anchored-dreams)

• When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
• When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
• When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
• When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
• When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
• When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
• When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

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